Mistletoe Survival Kit

The other day while I was sorting through old stuff, I reminisced over a Christmas scavenger hunt my once-upon-a-time-friend hosted a couple years ago. Sadly, our friendship faced an ugly and inevitable end but this scavenger hunt happened to be one of my better memories with her. Thought I would share this with you – it’s hilarious IMO. I’m not sure if this is an original idea of hers or a Pinterest remake.

Disclaimer: The following instructions contain incoherent ideas, grammar/spelling mistakes, and humor. Read at your own risk. If the mistletoe ends up giving you hives, don’t come crying to me.

Welcome to the Mistletoe Survival Kit! 

We’ve all encountered it. Whether it in your grandmother’s living room, or above the door to a random dark ally. It’s green and usually round ball appearance. Of course, this thing of pleasure or pain being mistletoe.

Now you might be asking yourself, “why do I need this?” Well, Random fact #1, Mistletoe can kill you. That’s right, it’s poisonous. And if this man you’re kissing under it turns out to be some kind of mass mistletoe killer, you’ll thank me. Inside this box, you will find everything you will need to survive this unnerving event.

Red being if the smooch goes as planned, Green is if the man of your dreams ended up with dog breath.

Good luck, and Happy Smooching!

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